LaffyI want to puke.
Via Roger Parloff:
Belatedly noticing that #Trump's lawyers, in motions, have begun referring to his presidency as "President Trump's first term."
Richard Knott@GottaLaff probably on the instructions of their client. Surprised they didn’t include “and 2nd hand bible salesman”
Tom Shafer@richardknott @GottaLaff Those bibles are 'lightly defiled'.
Mastodon MigrationKind of like World War 1...
@mastodonmigration Ha, yes!
Saul@GottaLaff It’s short for “first and only”.
Ellegaarddk@GottaLaff Perhaps the opposition should adapt it - and add "and only"!
@Ellegaarddk Works for me!
jz.tuskSo E. Jean Carrol is his "first rape conviction"?
@jztusk Oh SNAP. 🏆
Mr. Bruno 
@GottaLaff I prefer "Trump's first prison sentence"
MayhamMonday
zeitverschreib ⁂
Niels Nielsen, geographer@GottaLaff Strictly spoken it's correct, even though they omit "and last".
HistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴s/: #TFG has been jailed before? 😇
I must've missed that./s
Stu Duerson, machina exo deusJust like they called it the 1st Battle of Bull Run...before the 2nd.
But I see a lot of Bull Runs in Trump.
Pamela Barroway – Biz Editor@GottaLaff As we from the '80s say, GAG ME.
Aviva Gary@GottaLaff if they can speak it into being... 👀
BronMason For Kamala 2024
Janis@GottaLaff he’s certainly governed them.
@JanisKay More like dictated.
Tink@GottaLaff disgusting.
"Mediocre Bunny" Evelyn
Catherine is not complacent@GottaLaff lifelong con artist, sexual predator, and narcissistic sociopath…
JDPilley@GottaLaff similar to the first voyage of the Titanic
theMamiyaMan 🇺🇦 🇨🇦@GottaLaff The prosecution should start referring to it as his last term.
Grandpa Don@GottaLaff
You know he demands it. How anyone can degrade themself so by grovelling for him is a mystery. But they do. Graham, Cruz, all the 3rd rate lawyers...
You know he demands it. How anyone can degrade themself so by grovelling for him is a mystery. But they do. Graham, Cruz, all the 3rd rate lawyers...
SteveJB has moved@GottaLaff They're trying to 'manifest' his second term by visualizing it.