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My wife was upset that the ring I bought was too expensive.

Silicone rings are superior in every way if you use your hands in any way shape, or form. Plus the good ones go for like $20. The cheap ones are like $8 for pack of 5.

De Beers has spent a lot of money to make them not super popular.

I have a handful of silicone rings and I hate them all.

I do a lot of work with my hands and silicone rings are the only ones I can wear at work. But it’s the first thing I take off when I get home.

They just don’t slide the same.

Uh slide? When you take it on and off?

Yeah, or twist.

I play with my ring a lot. It’s my default fidget. Silicone has too much gription to be fun to fiddle with.

Ah yes gription… My griptonite
Too much sticktivity really