I lost my engagement ring and I'm shopping for a replacement, but I'm overwhelmed because there are so many different kinds and I’m having a hard time choosing between a bellybutton ring or toe ring.
I’m thinking of getting a bellybutton ring AND a toe ring and connecting them with a tasteful chain.
@Alice I wanted to reply with a relatable joke, but then the image of someone yanking the chain popped into my head, and the imagined pain drove all humor from my bones.
@Alice by "tasteful" do you mean it goes through your tongue?
@Alice that sounds amazing! Just be careful though not to hang it up on anything ( I can’t suppress my Midwest (US) practicality ).

@Elizabeth3 This is solid advice!

Source: Am from the Midwest

@Elizabeth3 @Alice maybe a series of eye screws running up their body? Not sure what to do about the slack needed to walk... some kind of ratcheting wheel at one end or the other?
@Alice I think I need you to define “tasteful” as used within this context.
@Gorfram I'll let my tasteful connecting chain speak for itself.
@Alice Jewelry like that could be a trip.
@Alice maybe with a pocket watch somewhere in between
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Don't forget your wallet too.
@Alice
“Okay, you can come in but DON’T LAUGH.”
“…what happened? Why are you-“
“The toe ring slipped off when I got pruney and fell down-“
“-…And now you’re stuck to the drain, oh my god. That’s…oh my god!”
“I SAID DON’T LAUGH.”
@Alice Jingle...Ouch!..Jingle...Ouch!...
@Alice at least let it be known that you've got the connected chain so people don't think you're weird when you keep exclaiming in pain during yoga class
@Alice "tasteful" as in Faygo Rock N' Rye flavored?