Alice McFlurry 
I lost my engagement ring and I'm shopping for a replacement, but I'm overwhelmed because there are so many different kinds and I’m having a hard time choosing between a bellybutton ring or toe ring.
I’m thinking of getting a bellybutton ring AND a toe ring and connecting them with a tasteful chain.
Court Cantrell does not comply@Alice I wanted to reply with a relatable joke, but then the image of someone yanking the chain popped into my head, and the imagined pain drove all humor from my bones.
[ Jer moved instances ]@Alice by "tasteful" do you mean it goes through your tongue?
Elizabeth@Alice that sounds amazing! Just be careful though not to hang it up on anything ( I can’t suppress my Midwest (US) practicality ).
@Elizabeth3 This is solid advice!
Source: Am from the Midwest
Amy@Elizabeth3 @Alice maybe a series of eye screws running up their body? Not sure what to do about the slack needed to walk... some kind of ratcheting wheel at one end or the other?
"Mediocre Bunny" Evelyn@Alice I think I need you to define “tasteful” as used within this context.
@Gorfram I'll let my tasteful connecting chain speak for itself.
Alakest@Alice Jewelry like that could be a trip.
glasspshr@Alice maybe with a pocket watch somewhere in between
Full Metal Accountant@Alice
Don't forget your wallet too.
Don't forget your wallet too.
Sadie@Alice Tattoo!
Jay@Alice
“Okay, you can come in but DON’T LAUGH.”
“…what happened? Why are you-“
“The toe ring slipped off when I got pruney and fell down-“
“-…And now you’re stuck to the drain, oh my god. That’s…oh my god!”
“I SAID DON’T LAUGH.”
“Okay, you can come in but DON’T LAUGH.”
“…what happened? Why are you-“
“The toe ring slipped off when I got pruney and fell down-“
“-…And now you’re stuck to the drain, oh my god. That’s…oh my god!”
“I SAID DON’T LAUGH.”
tectonic@Alice Jingle...Ouch!..Jingle...Ouch!...
Tom@Alice at least let it be known that you've got the connected chain so people don't think you're weird when you keep exclaiming in pain during yoga class
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Usagi B aka rancor@Alice "tasteful" as in Faygo Rock N' Rye flavored?