tfw your wiper blades start streaking so you look up how often you're supposed to change them on your six year old car and it says every six months to a year
@christianselig If you aren’t parking out in the sun (and not using them much), they’ll last longer. The estimated life for wiper blades is hugely variable to the point of being a useless measure.
@freeagent That makes me feel better! Yeah it’s been inside 99% of its life
@christianselig @freeagent I mean, wiper blades aren’t like teeth, which need to be cleaned by a dentist regularly or else they’ll rot away, or like oil which needs to be replaced regularly so the engine doesn’t melt; they don’t NEED to be replaced if you’re not having issues :P