My wife has joined a Facebook group, specifically for people all pretending to be ants. What a weird, but utterly harmless, corner of the internet.
@bloor what happens if you post a pic of a can of Raid?

@danieldurrans @bloor What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant … dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, DEAD ANNNNT!

#DadJoke