junior infosec: how could you even consider plugging in an SD card you found on the ground, it could be malicious!

senior infosec: if they can root my macbook m3 from plugging in an SD card then they deserve to run whatever the hell they want

@0xabad1dea i absolutely not put it into my built in sdcard reader, just for the chance someone felt funny putting a bunch of capacitors into it and teach someone a lesson.
@wese I am 99.999% confident that the micro sd card I found on the ground in a residential neighborhood did not have extremely precise surgery performed on it to turn it into an electrostatic bomb to "teach someone a lesson" for trying to return family photos
@0xabad1dea @wese it really is the tech 'razorblade in the apple' eh