The fact that there’s a Highway To Hell but only a Stairway To Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

I think I might need to write a song called Hypertube to Limbo or something…

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@dgar pretty cool actually…what daw do you use dgar?
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@dgar So, about that freeway of love?

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there's only a Road to Nowhere.

@dgar Plus those ones going to heaven have to use their legs like idiots without wheels.
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I may be on a Highway to Hell, but I Can't Drive 55. What's with that?
@dgar getting stuck in the traffic jam on the highway counts as purgatory then
@dgar there's a highway to hell and it was built by Robert Moses
@dgar Heaven is a non-accessible place. Shame on them!

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Or just a lack of availability of big building companies and investors on one side 👼

What about an electric (not high speed) train ? Do we have some data about that ??

@dgar Heaven is a car-free walkable paradise, and Hell is a dieselpunk wasteland
@dgar counter intuitively the stairway can move more souls per hour, it just takes each soul longer to get to its destination.
@dgar Of course. Hell ain't a bad place to be, and you need a Ticket to Heaven.
@dgar or that cars were a mistake in transport policy; I spare you the 80ies chris rea earwurm …
@dgar p.s.: don't miss the last train to trancentral :)
@dgar and don't forget the ending of the movie "angel heart": to hell there is an elevator. while we established that to heaven you'll have to take the stairway.
@dgar something I can't veryfy from my pizza delivery job: stairs are hell.
@dgar Hell also has an ante-chamber. I mean...
@dgar The stairway might be quite wide, but if so, it still speaks to anticipated traffic types if not volumes (able-bodied, or at least able to ascend a long flight of stairs on the hoof) and to the general ableism of the afterlife
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