BlackoutMar 16, 2024

Why do they still dye the rivers green for St. Patricks Day? It's not a good look for downtown Chicago.

Why do they still dye the rivers green for St. Patricks Day?... #fuck_chicago #upgrayedd

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Why do they still dye the rivers green for St. Patricks Day? It's not a good look for downtown Chicago. - Ask Lemmy - kbin.run

I just think the novelty of these type of displays was up in the 90s, It's time for an upgrayedd. I propose leprechauns flying up and down the river wearing water jet packs, shooting people with their Chicago-style hot dog cannons would be more with the times. What's your idea?

Show threadBattle MaskerMar 16, 2024
better yet, make a green dye outta algae, so that it actually does something other than look interesting. And knowing how rivers in cities work, it’s polluted enough that algae will die off withing a few days tops, so it’d be efficient
Show threadGeneralEmergency

Using green algae with what’s happening in Lough Neagh would be a bad look.

But perfectly on brand for the plastic Paddy’s.

Mar 16, 2024 at 4:02pmWeb