There was one huge task left on my list of 'things I never bothered learning because my ex used to do it' and today I finally taught myself how to fucking do it!

The RUSH. The JOY. The ACHIEVEMENT.

In the process of doing it, it did throw up a LOT of old phone/device settings that ex-boyfriend had programmed, so I was suddenly absolutely terrified that by fucking with said device, I would awaken him from a so-far-two-year silence and he'd email to tell me off.

But he did not. I am safe. Factory settings restored, he remains undisturbed. I think.

@girlonthenet I love the idea that resetting "the device" is a huge ancient mechanical device, deep in some catacombs, lit only by barely glowing lamps fueled by an unknown source. The scripture that lead you down to the device was fairly worn and hard to translate, it could say somthing about the possibility of waking some dark force, but it also could translate as "factory reset"...