A: That good boy had many baconz

B: Pet pigs are awesome

And delicious!

Only if you neutered them very young. Removal of the testicles reduces the potential for odor and taint associated with male hormones in boars after puberty. If you didn’t do this to your pet pig, you are going to regret it when you cook it.

if kids shouldnt see how their food is made then maybe they shouldnt be eating it