OdobenLinux needs a
blobcat command. It's like cat but for binary blobs.If Samsung eventually makes a neural implant and doesn't call it Galaxy Brain I'll be disappointed
the USB Implementers Forum announcing their brand new Linux distribution: Gentoo-by-too
unix system v from @taco bell labs
getty.service
agetty.service
spagetty.service
today is a low render distance day
Minecraft phantoms but the sound they make is DoYouHaveGamesOnYourPhone.ogg
kisses are measured in milliwatt-ampere-hours
mWAh
Monday and Tuesday
also known as the strongend
because they hit hard
ActivityPub enabled video streaming that uses Adobe's playback engine, call that Fedi Mercury
chemistry is full of silly cats like SiO44-, SiO32- and Si2O76- 
( those are silicates 
)
for rust lang syne
the fun thing about chemicals in 50 liter silicone bags is when you poke them they wobbl.xyz
I used to think the internet ran on electricity but fedi has shown me that fundamentally it runs on caffeine, meows, snuggles, estrogen, adderall and selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor class antidepressants
(I take at least two of those)
I like to imagine Valve will surprise us by dropping HL3, TF3, Portal 3, Dota 3, Left 4 Dead 3 and Counter-Strike 3 all in the year the company turns 30 years old. That's why they suddenly came out with Counter-Strike 2 because they realised they needed to do that first.
if Lean and Agile had fursonas, what would they be?
tired:
ph–
ph+
wired:
pH<7
pH>7
Future historians studying all the rustlang forks:
"Ah yes, the rustic language family tree"
Scheduling commands
cron jobs systemd timers
$ nohup sleep 21600 \
&& <command> &
I may or may not have actually done this once
My brain's souce code has leaked:
#!/bin/sh
while true; do
sleep
done
Gonna make a backpack that says
sqrt(ans) to flex on all the people carrying √ANS bagsMicrosoft AD is a fitting name because it really is not safe for work
tbh everyone should have the right to be provided, free of charge, the following:
- housing
- stable work
- a plush of their fursona
Luna 
If the fediverse was truly like the old internet we'd have CW titles that start like
re: re: Re: Fwd: FWD: Re: fwd: re:
———
Edit: NO WAY
I just encountered a thread where Sharkey appended "Re:" and glitch-soc turned it into "re: Re:"
The meta-crisis Doctor in the Doctor Who Series 4 finale 'Journey's End' should have been credited as David Lieutenant
Ralesk
Exec@exec is this IRC?
godspeed you! big animal@odoben i'm not 100% sure but i think glitch did briefly do this
Rusty Corgi@odoben I really like that Glitch adds the RE: to CWs but is smart enough not to chain it 