Maybe a couple for sauces?

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I cannot un-imagine all the GREASE....

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1 werthers, and try to make people guess which pocket.

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A picture of each of the 175-member Republican Study Committee members that are proposing to raise the full Social Security age from 67 to 69, and subsidize private insurance to compete with Medicare.

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Dude, that’s six pounds of chicken nugget…

@runswithd6s @georgetakei How many drams of reagents do you think a mage could fit in that? I guess it depends on how many foci they have on them...
@georgetakei this'll hold almost everything I need to carry when leaving the house with my toddler! 😁
@georgetakei , I can't be the only one who sees the perfect coat for drug dealing...
@georgetakei OMG! I love pockets but this is insane. Too small too.
@georgetakei 175 pre-dipped chicken nuggets
@georgetakei Quick! Alert Rob Liefeld!
@georgetakei Fish hooks to thwart pick pockets.

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"Coroners have not yet determined why the man's dogs tore him limb from limb. Stay tuned for more on this breaking story..."

@georgetakei an advent calendar that starts in april
@georgetakei lots of (mostly empty) 35mm film cans.
@georgetakei they made a jacket for night club drug dealers
Imagine what John Popper could do with that.