Trixalicious
zaratustrai joined all the social networks and now you can know which one is best for you
phi1997@zaratustra
From my experience before I left, Reddit could go in any of these quadrants depending on how you used it and which subreddits you went to
Ash_Crow@zaratustra shouldn't the confluence of not Linux/very horny be Fetlife?
@Ash_Crow you'd THINK so
riidom@zaratustra @Ash_Crow cohost with deactivated maturity filter is.. one of a kind.
Aprettyture! [0172]@zaratustra diagnolly past cohost is misskey btw
Tournesol 🌻@zaratustra Misskey : very horny / I love linux / I am eepy
Bee O'Problem 
@tournesol @zaratustra misskey is very horny indeed
Hamaeon@zaratustra I've never heard of 'cohost'.
Average Kolibri Enjoyer@zaratustra can confirm, am extremely horny about linux
DeepBlue V7.X@zaratustra I disagree with the horny assessment.
Ocean Blorbocean@zaratustra this wouldn’t load for a second and at first I thought you were saying that no social media is good for you 😂
HowToPhil
May Keable 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@zaratustra Where does Tumblr sit?
Tai xzo@Keab42 @zaratustra in the top right box where it says “very horny”
0xC0DEC0DE07EA@zaratustra based on this graph, I am in the correct place
Ticktok@zaratustra this is the first I'm hearing of cohost.
I guess I'll have to check it out....... for science.
I guess I'll have to check it out....... for science.
Migrated to @@zaratustra I’m sorry, but how is mastodon/The Fediverse not very horny?
solo
Luci 
@luana @zaratustra they're on the main mastodon server and simply have not experienced gay fedi in its full glory
Rep. Eric Gallager (no "h"!)@luana @zaratustra I mean, relative to BlueSky...
Sibshops@zaratustra misskey.io should be a third column to the right of very horny.
Trainer Jace@zaratustra Wait masto is "normal horny"?
TrueWG 👾@zaratustra ok I admit the Bluesky one is relatable since a few nud3 pics somehow stumbled upon my feed (probably from people I follow replying to them) but at least Bluesky ain't Twitter.
I am currently using all shown on the list (except for co-host, wtf is that?) but I also have threads and I just use Twitter just to browse. I hate using it now.
lookitmychicken@zaratustra
DON'T MAKE ME GO TO BLUESKY 😭😭😭
DON'T MAKE ME GO TO BLUESKY 😭😭😭
TinheadNed@zaratustra I created a cohost account and forgot about it and now I will need to go back for the uh linux
e. hashman 
@zaratustra #Alt4You A chart mapping the four quadrants of social networks by their horniness and how much their users like Linux.
Normal horny/not really into Linux: Twitter
Very horny/not really into Linux: Bluesky
Normal horny/I like Linux: Mastodon
Very horny/I like Linux: Cohost
Sudrien@zaratustra this implies tumblr is for nobody and I personally am fine with that
bifo@zaratustra bluesky and twitter need swapping, there's nowhere near as much porn on bluesky simply by dint of its smaller userbase. twitter is nothing but porn spam now.
Farbs@zaratustra Ha! How're your notifications looking today?
@Farbs just woke up, it is beautiful
@zaratustra you must be a very proud toot parent.
Abdisa MergaF**K bluesky !
piegames@zaratustra tell me you're on mastodon.social without telling it
Martin Gleadow@zaratustra *checks out cohost*
Luck Goddess 🌒🌕🌘 (They/She)@zaratustra normal amount of horny
Generation Zen@zaratustra Masto is way hornier
0xC01DC0FFEE@zaratustra according to this diagram I should try cohost
felface@zaratustra @foone never heard of co-host but the rest is about right
Sylvhem@zaratustra “Mastodon is not very horny.” factoid is just plain wrong. mastodon.social, which does not contain a crumb of horniness, is an outlier adn should not have bee counted.
awe ⚧@zaratustra ok then i think mastodon is the place for me
keschi 
Θ@zaratustra this is a mastosoc moment, diagram-wise
💥meta physical deflationist💥@zaratustra i beg to disagree on the last column. its really instance dependent and lots of queer and sw run instances and so i guess id say it would be close to call since cohost does do well on that metric
matt 
chacha 🌈
Sam Collinson@zaratustra I.. ok yep
Caroline Bell 
@zaratustra
None of these deserve to be called "normal horny"
You have not been on any of these long enough.
None of these deserve to be called "normal horny"
You have not been on any of these long enough.