Immediately tosses all my existing subpar teapots out the window… 😢
@gedeonm if I go full cyborg, I will be installing a laminar flow device in my peehole. This is inspiring as fuck.
@thejikz @gedeonm meatbag dysphoria, the sequel to gender dysphoria!
@2du @gedeonm fair, but could be the prequil...xD honestly I just want to pee super smooth, especially if I had to in public. #smoothcriminal.
No I don't encourage public whizzin but if you are needin to, at least be quiet about it?
Also, I was thinking how wild it would be to do artistic wee in the dark with an LED feature.
I want to very much say this is wholly #nonsexual pee talk for me personally. Its objectively fascinating, and simply peeing in the snow is so two thousand and late.
@thejikz @gedeonm your thoughts on this matter are impressive and relatable 🫡👍😂

@thejikz @2du @gedeonm and think about what you wouldn't have to clean at home in your bathroom after you had a wee...

Sprinkle, sprinkle on the walls:
Where is the highest tile that's been soiled here?

@cihi1970 @2du @gedeonm this! It would be more environmentally friendly!
@cihi1970 @thejikz @gedeonm this is why I think men should suck it up and sit down like the rest of us it’s more civilized
@2du @cihi1970 @gedeonm I thoroughly enjoy a good standing wee, but for the flecks of pee. The real devil is powerflush in any gendered stall. Flecks of anything and everything on everything. And no lids because anti-peeps hanging out too long. There has to be a happee-er medium.
@thejikz @gedeonm quality replies like this is exactly why i venture into the comment section