dear diary, it has been 437 days since my husband disappeared under mysterious circumstances. alas, I am unable to inform the police, for I am a mere woman.

@VeryBadLlama

If I was a woman married to Corey J Mahler I wouldn’t advise the police about his unexplained disappearance either. 😎

@jeremy_pm @VeryBadLlama

There is not going to be a better response than that, although I will keep scrolling.

Y'all are making me smile.

@jeremy_pm @VeryBadLlama And it'd certainly be practical if the police would legally not be allowed to speak to you.
"Well he's not here any more. Maybe his wife knows something, or maybe she even did it. But, what are you gonna do... 🤷"