@chrispackham @Erpel Hol up! There ain't no need to get all crazy. Nobody knows what Defender really does, it could be sending your Mom's recipes to Martha Stewart. Where do you think the phrase "insider trading" comes from?

Heaven help us if it gets on my shady cousin's system. That'll be like Pandora's box just blowed the f up and there's going to be some very disturbing stuff on the interwebs. Countries will collapse and Bill Gates will take the crown and sell it to Trump.