uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!

https://slrpnk.net/post/6912344

uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist! - SLRPNK

I’m out of the loop on this - what’s the deal with acorns?
US policeman parked under a tree, heard an acorn drop onto his car, got scared, proceeded to roll on the ground and start emptying his gun onto the residential street.
How many people did he kill?
None, thankfully it wasn’t a crowded street