uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist!
https://slrpnk.net/post/6912344

uh... uhhhh.... I'm a botanist! - SLRPNK
I’m out of the loop on this - what’s the deal with acorns?
US policeman parked under a tree, heard an acorn drop onto his car, got scared, proceeded to roll on the ground and start emptying his gun onto the residential street.