dylan
mad scientist ethics board
fever
both switches
nanotubes
pretending sports doesn't exist
a boat wrote this
that's just grass
squirrels in the walls
scars
step aside, hemingway
demon light
reindeer herder
not a collar
the story of my birth
happy christmas adam everyone
zachary zoetrope
horny walter
new layer
callout post
they did this to that one band
probably the worst that anything has ever aged
why is there so much sexual tension in this pic
yeah i can host
temporary stitches
guy who just hates him
green day
ageless blogs
sean cuntery
buddhism
cloth barista wire barista
gorilla with autism
the other six penis sins
every day is the only day you can reblog this
the four humours
blorbo the shitface
we've narrowed it down
great pictures of birds
a modern day dickens
tumblrina boy for twitter boy
nato phonetic alphabet
santa with a sack full of ass
after care for actors
trying to solve french
conifer
gay wedding
the unknown
who is catullus
march
ἱππαλεκτρυών

@stavvers Did Hmm.

Joke aside, the Greeks were amazing storytellers but lazy in their monster design. 95% of monsters were just "random animal pieces paired together". So yes, an equus-gallus combination is probably in there. Multiple times.

@stavvers
This is the essential information I needed today.
@stavvers this thread will end when browsers can no longer display it without your computer catching fire
@stavvers just another day at the Apple Store
@internetsdairy might have violated the iNut warranty
@stavvers an Apple sex arse would no doubt have some weird shaped proprietary non standard hole. Interesting launch demo tho
@stavvers Cory Doctorow complaining how AI has brought enshittification to the sex arse user experience (I'm sorry)
@stavvers Well if "sack full of ass" isn't my new catchphrase for the next few weeks I don't even know why I'd be able to justify living
×
canary
the difference between dilf and milf is a single letter
magneto
orpheus and eurydice
from a yaoi
can necromancers heal depression
microwaving leftover pizza
it's gonna be may
whistleblowers
drake-kendrick beef
beastie boys
skeletor
john
the womb installation worked
darth maul
darmok and jalad at tanagra moment
ramifications
green parrots

@stavvers Something like 40 years ago a science fiction magazine sponsored a poetry contest based on this format (with the added requirement that the second line had to be a person's name), and unfortunately for me, one of the winning submissions is permanently stuck in my head. Author unremembered, I wish I could credit them.

Higgledy-piggledy
Herr Werner Heisenberg
pleaded: Your Honor,
it just isn't fair.

That I was speeding is
Unascertainable,
Or, if it is, then I
Can't have been there.

@stavvers @Aminorjourney May wish to comment 😂
@christineburns @stavvers I will reply from @Aminorjourney (or possibly @QueenieDeerhart )
No comment dears, but I will say I prefer a steam ship, so I'm good. (Although, the soot gets in one's fur a little). @christineburns @stavvers
@stavvers most likely E. But I can wait for the next release of an operating system without stalker-ware.
@stavvers the entire Internet stops working?
@stavvers F without a doubt, but American should be replaced with worldwide
@stavvers theres a lot more military in that post than I expected
@stavvers shaka, when the walls fell
@stavvers I'm feeling like darmok and jalad at tanagra reading this post

The devil is in the details.

And it's curious how many commentaries on the EP vote don't want you to look at the details.

@stavvers HA! it was talking to a tech guy who made a similar reference from that episode and he was SHOCKED that i knew what he was saying and we laughed and laughed

Shaka, when the walls fell…

@stavvers
I can't believe it's illegal to kidnap people and have them watch this one and make them tell you how good it is
@stavvers Still one of the greatest Star Trek episodes of all time!
@stavvers Did you turn it into a Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel moment?
@stavvers Picard, his hand to his forehead
@stavvers “Yo dawg, I heard you like Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra, so I put your language’s primary unit of meaning, an idiom, into this meme, so you could reel in the circularity of the references while I further obfuscate my original point.”
@stavvers @nightjar Walk without rhythm and it won't attract the womb.
@jsr fuck without rhythm and you won't impregnate the womb
@stavvers calling yourself "chaumas" is a bit of a mile marker on that journey

@stavvers

It's a page out of Putin's playbook.

@stavvers eat it COLD

As COLD as my HEART

@stavvers I think I could use True Resurrection, pls. I just don't have 50K in diamonds.
@stavvers
"x-men: first class" was a shit movie, but i like the part where magneto is about to fry some (u.s. military) soldiers, and young charles goes, "they were only following orders!" and then just shut the fuck up because he realizes he absolutely cannot win the argument after he blurted that line out
@saddestrobots yeah, that film was garbage but it legit had its tiny moments of Getting It