*When you hack, but your first languages is not English
Because newcomers to the Internet are used to being presented with unsorted lists that must be consumed by brute force.
So that's what they produce.
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/57158/ballad-of-orange-and-grape
@bruces ahem… SQL
Folks can make strong arguments it ain’t a programming language, but it’s something I hack.