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[David Nathanson has moved]CDC says you can skip the seatbelts if you think you’re a pretty safe driver.
RealGene ☣️@D_J_Nathanson
And have a cigarette, it makes you look cool…
And have a cigarette, it makes you look cool…
Jenny@D_J_Nathanson @icymi_law And you can have a couple of drinks first, as long as you’re not hiccuping yet. Otherwise, you must wait for 10 minutes after your last hiccup before getting behind the wheel.
Tucker Teague@D_J_Nathanson Get in enough accidents and you develop immunity.
Unprecedented 2023@D_J_Nathanson Great! What about the one on the road who may not be.
sigi714@Mallulady @D_J_Nathanson That only helps your body to develop immunity
RHSJack@D_J_Nathanson Jokes on you. I ride a skateboard. But I refuse to wear a helmet because they dont fit right. For whatever reason, I just cant see out of them as if my vision is totally blocked by plexiglass and foam. Hmm.
Jorge StolfiCenter for Disease Contagion
@JorgeStolfi It's embarrassing watching a solid, credible US institution undermine itself.
Chris Marcum 📖@D_J_Nathanson yeah I was thinking about ignoring the warning labels on cigarette packages too. You know, I think I'd probably be a safe smoker and who cares about all the other people around me right?
Site Reliability Enby🏳️⚧️🏁🔦📈🐺👗😷#cdcsays if you've had a couple of beers and you're not sure if you should drive, you're probably fine.