Naming my new AI startup DemiUrge™
Our business model
Imagine a cave, where various persons are imprisoned since birth. They are chained so as to create a fixed gaze upon a wall, on which can be seen the shadows of various entities walking past outside the cave— people, horses, carts. This audience would be, by nature, highly engaged with these shadows, which we may call "content". So what if— among these shadows— we were to include advertisements?
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@mcc Very funny. No one under 60 will understand why.
@aiuto @mcc hey now! I'm under 60...
I think...
now I'm afraid to check.
@kevingranade @mcc You can check by looking at the manufacturing label under your left butt cheek.