Someone needs to go stunt hack something so the media can move on from this toothbrush story
@jerry feels like we're reeeeally overdue for someone taking over the Vegas sphere

@jerry Don't worry, the FortiOS hacks are coming.

(Side note to the reader, if you have a Fortigate, please go patch it. Not next week. Now.)

@jerry Someone needs to work out how to steal a car with an ice hockey stick and shut Canada down.

Residual IoTβ„’ I.S. leaving a bad taste in certain areas @jerry , πŸ’―πŸ˜‚

Quick, someone update their #AWS for a Robot βœοΈπŸ€– + πŸ”₯πŸ₯½πŸ”₯πŸ₯½πŸ”₯πŸ₯½πŸ”₯#AR #MR #XR #ITCrowd #DamnThatMashISGood for #infosec #CISO's who didn't #TCPDUMP their #CALEA proxies on us-west1πŸ’© & us-east2πŸ’©πŸ€­ πŸ”₯πŸ₯½ #AVP πŸ₯½πŸ”₯

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...and please don't let it be the colonoscopy endoscopy cameras.
@jerry Seriously. Can we not get back to being scared about skids using flipper zeros again?

@jerry ddosing with bluetooth low energy? someone really grew a pair

I'll show myself out now

@morb @jerry unfortunately there are WiFi based smart toothbrushes.
Pretty sure they did not sell 3 million though :)

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We all either need to hack Taylor Swift or the Stanley mug factory to get the press to drop the fictional toothbrush thing

@jerry Canada banning the flipper zero not enough? πŸ˜…

@jerry I am reminded of one time Cal Tech "hacked" the Rose Bowl, in pre-computer fashion: there was a cheering section with colored cards that people would hold up, and from a distance it would spell eg "Go Team!"

So the hackers replaced the envelopes under all of the seats, if I'm remembering correctly, so that the usual signal to hold up a certain card resulted in prank messages.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Rose_Bowl_Hoax

I like this ratio of visibility to disruption.

Great Rose Bowl Hoax - Wikipedia

@jerry but have we played Doom on that toothbrush yet?
@jerry someone call Bloomberg, maybe they can do another unsubstantiated Supermicro smear campaign since the last one worked out so well for them