I think it's bad form in journalism to punctuate your headline with "Really" when the story isn't true.
@kevincollier so, just to be clear, this didn’t happen?
@kevincollier @PurpleFishHead Do you have more information?
Surprising 3 Million Hacked Toothbrushes Story Goes Viral—Is It True?

Is the viral story about three million hacked smart toothbrushes being used in a cyber attack true? Security experts explain why they think it's fake news.

Forbes
@PurpleFishHead @kevincollier smart toothbrush botnet does not go brrrrr
@PurpleFishHead @kevincollier note to self: if we ever have a breach announcement wait until three on a Friday necromance this story except with dildos and then drop the bad news.