"what's on your mind?" mastodon asks...

CRABS! #monsterdon

and god said, CRABS! #monsterdon
we've only seen two minutes of this movie, and already we can feel the lack of abiding life. #monsterdon
okay, 3 minutes in, and minus one cast member to Crab-based violence. 👍 #monsterdon
*boom boom* the crabs have found the munitions dump? #monsterdon
"so we still don't know what's going on." same. #monsterdon
did a crab just nuke that plane? what the heck happened to it? #monsterdon
nice scarf. #niceHat #monsterdon
i'm not sure if the wood paneling is better in black and white, or worse... #monsterdon
two white mice. if someone finds their computer messed with or a couple of hairs plucked off the back of their head... this movie would improve quite dramatically. #monsterdon
just the wind. are the crabs playing skyrim? #monsterdon
hey! it's an actual crab! hi buddy~ #monsterdon
uh, the crabs found a megaphone??? #monsterdon
is jim scared of a broken leg? #monsterdon
"very little time" yeah, there's only like 40 minutes left in this movie. #monsterdon
damn those crabs with their TNT. can't they give a neighbor a break? #monsterdon
yeah, sure, he's still "alive." #monsterdon
"on the brink of a great discovery" yeah, we'll be discovering the movie's end in about 30 minutes. #monsterdon
these two ensigns seem to show up just after every crab attack. are they...? 🦀🦀 #monsterdon
ah, finally, are we going to be rid of these two jokers? #monsterdon
how did the crabs learn english, that's what i'd like to know. #monsterdon
show yourself!
okay, if that's what you're gonna ask for.
#monsterdon
hey! there he is! what a big boy! #monsterdon
the other grave mistake was pressing the play button about 45 minutes ago. #monsterdon
if the crab is liquid, does that mean we have to poor the crab into a differently shaped vessel? #monsterdon
ma'am he's already tried to sex pest you underwater, are you really looking for another round? #monsterdon
is the crab snoring? #monsterdon
Conventional Weapons Don't Work ✅ #monsterdon
@yatsu Crabs with Sneak proficiency? My GOD they could RULE THE UNIVERSE #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe everything eventually becomes crabs, even ninjas. #monsterdon