George Takei 
🏳️🌈🖖🏽Typos are my worst enema!
Skeptic@georgetakei
I blame spelcheck.
JimTheWhyGuy ❌👑@georgetakei For a minute there, I thought you were gonna go with the old "The parents pay the moil, but the rabbi gets to keep the tip!" joke 🤣
Jeff Shaffer CBET, ret@jimthewhyguy @georgetakei
You know the one about the mohel who kept all of his? A few weeks before retirement, he took them to his friend the taxidermist and asked him to make a suitable retirement gift. He returns several times, only to be told it isn’t ready yet. Finally, he gets a call to come get it and it’s right before the retirement ceremony so he hurries over to pick it up. His friend gives it to him, but the disappointment is obvious. “Fifty years and all I have to show for my work is a little purse” he says. Then his friend says “Don’t worry, stroke it a bit, it turns into a valise”.
You know the one about the mohel who kept all of his? A few weeks before retirement, he took them to his friend the taxidermist and asked him to make a suitable retirement gift. He returns several times, only to be told it isn’t ready yet. Finally, he gets a call to come get it and it’s right before the retirement ceremony so he hurries over to pick it up. His friend gives it to him, but the disappointment is obvious. “Fifty years and all I have to show for my work is a little purse” he says. Then his friend says “Don’t worry, stroke it a bit, it turns into a valise”.
Andrew Feeney@georgetakei What an unwelcome surprise it must have been!
Nuncio Bitis 🏳️🌈 🇵🇸 🇺🇦@georgetakei
Is it take-out and delivery of fried calamari rings only?
Is it take-out and delivery of fried calamari rings only?
Theodore Casser@georgetakei Those mohels, always striking when you least expect them...
Michael Vilain@georgetakei I suppose the Rabbi had to find a venue for the Bris SOMEWHERE.
That_Damn_FrankI'd hate to see the tip jar.
John Beales@That_Damn_Frank @georgetakei 😂… but also 🤢
lertsenem@georgetakei I don't understand, aren't all circumcisions unforeskin ? :]
Stu Duerson, machina exo deusWell, thank god they're not closing the dining room for LACK of circumcisions!
cqd_sos@georgetakei
As long as you can understand what the other party means to say I never found that there was a problem.
As long as you can understand what the other party means to say I never found that there was a problem.
@georgetakei
As to say, no matter how (in)correct or (im)precise you are, in the end meaningful communication depends on the good-will effort people are ready to make.
As to say, no matter how (in)correct or (im)precise you are, in the end meaningful communication depends on the good-will effort people are ready to make.
Trump & Epstein: Biz partners.@georgetakei
Is that that evening's entertainment? 🤨
When you're an infant, you never realize what's about to happen to you.
Jason@georgetakei
*Unforeskin
*Unforeskin
Matthew Clapham@georgetakei
Could have been worse - the autosuggest might have come up with unforeskinned circumcisions...
Could have been worse - the autosuggest might have come up with unforeskinned circumcisions...
Sisukas Bill 🇫🇮 #Resist@georgetakei About 24 years ago, one of our lab secretaries typed orgasm instead of organism on an autopsy report.
Negative12DollarBill@georgetakei
I mean, you're ASSUMING it's a typo …
I mean, you're ASSUMING it's a typo …
arceuthobium@georgetakei I’m not sure I want takeout either.
europlus 
@georgetakei @mos_8502 took me a while, but I can see the typo now:
*unforeskin
Bread80@georgetakei Reminds me of a company that quoted the ‘impotence’ of a loudspeaker.
@georgetakei are we sure it’s a typo, though?
Stefan L-T@georgetakei That’s not a typo, that’s a malapropriation.
Ovadex 
Gambit (he/him)
Toadman628@georgetakei Did something get cut a little short? Like proofreading?
50sFarmGirl 🇨🇦@georgetakei Snort! Would make cooking a bit uncomfortable!
bobbseytwin
Jim Breeds@georgetakei
Cold cuts only?
Cold cuts only?
Hasufin@georgetakei I guess it got cut short.
Pixel Prophecy 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇪🇺@georgetakei George, you're always so funny and wholesome! You're a wonderful human being. Thanks for blessing my timeline! 😊❤️
Richard W. Woodley ELBOWS UP 🇨🇦🌹🚴♂️📷 🗺️@georgetakei
I think the lesson here is ALWAYS PROOFREAD after spellchecking.
I think the lesson here is ALWAYS PROOFREAD after spellchecking.
Doohickie 
@georgetakei "Due to unforeskin circumcisions...."
Coyoty@georgetakei Gordon Ramsay has gone too far.
azog@georgetakei never insult a chef's food when he has a knife in his hand.
Deborah League@georgetakei hahaha....
Twobiscuits🚴♂️ 
@georgetakei sorry no dinner, we have a sudden influx of deceased philistines to process
@georgetakei maybe it was supposed to read: "due to unforeskin circumcisions ..."? :-)