Please, leave. Don’t come crying to us the next time your electrical grid gets overwhelmed.

Hey! Y’all used to rely on us to kick-start y’all’s power grids! Back in the '70s and '80s! Back when racism and cocaine reigned supreme!

Now y’all are all like, “ew, why is that racist coke-head talking to me?” Well, it’s cuz you’re woke or something!

Hey! Listen to me and stop walking away! Why are you taking our American flags?? Hello?

Speaking of power grids, have fun trying to keep yours maintained once you secede, Texas. It barely works as it is now.

Really? It seems to be working great. In fact, Texas has the most diverse power generation with nat gas AND coal AND solar (largest national producer) AND wind (largest national producer) AND nuclear. Coupled with the largest oil play in America along with a significant amount of the country’s refining capacity, I think Texas would be just fine in a secession.