Illegal developer life pro tip: Make sure you write your code with tons of regex without any comments, and now the employer can't fire you. They are now stuck with you. muahahaha
@nixCraft I knew a guy whose job was programming robots to destructively test automotive parts. He wrote all his code and test suites in Postscript. Try to find another engineer who can do that!

@stevendbrewer @nixCraft
Postscript is a GREAT programming language :)

I used to wrote Postscript code to format reports, which is what it's good for.

If you REALLY want job security, write it in Common Lisp! :)

All those parentheses drive people crazy!