Illegal developer life pro tip: Make sure you write your code with tons of regex without any comments, and now the employer can't fire you. They are now stuck with you. muahahaha
@stevendbrewer @nixCraft
Postscript is a GREAT programming language :)
I used to wrote Postscript code to format reports, which is what it's good for.
If you REALLY want job security, write it in Common Lisp! :)
All those parentheses drive people crazy!