Ducking around with the constabulary.
They got in a bit of a row, it seems,
Rowing down some river.
The coppers, in an Environmental act,
Chose to keep the river clean.
The ducks can't dunk.
Can't fly.
Can't jump.
They're all locked up.
Wearing Paddy wagon pumps.
Every feathered one of them.
They're bad news birds.
Police car chumps.