Mastodawn

"State your wish," the genie said.

"Give me the ability to turn into a cat, and back again."

"I can turn you into a cat. To turn back, you only need to not want to be a cat."

How foolish I was! What cat has ever wanted to be anything but a cat?
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I'd say the same about Godzilla. I would never not want to be Godzilla.

@MicroSFF The essence of cattitude.

@MicroSFF very nice!

The cat *never* considered itself foolish, for having accepted this offer. ^-^

@MicroSFF Wants To Be A Porcupine Boris, Half-feral Tomcat, Thirteen Years Old, was an outlier and not counted in this statistical assessment.

@MicroSFF a cat that can't open doors?

@MicroSFF Wait... A genie wish that doesn't backfire?

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They would only change back when they need to use a tin-opener. :D