shlockoIf the real world worked like Pokémon, what animal would evolve into what animal?
seasickCorgi into German Shepherd into Wolf
orangeNgreenFish would absolutely evolve into octopi.
ripcordCuttlefish -> Octopi
SurpFemale/Male Maine coon cat into male lion look with mane
DessertStormsalso 😸
SnokenKeekaGuardEverything to crab
This one’s my favorite!
Otteren.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation
Carcinisation (American English: carcinization) is a form of convergent evolution in which non-crab crustaceans evolve a crab-like body plan. The term was introduced into evolutionary biology by L. A. Borradaile, who described it as “the many attempts of Nature to evolve a crab”.
Pretty neat
HipsterTenZeroreject modernity, return to monkey. Reject monkey, advance to crab.
mizzycFor sure guinea pigs would evolve into capybaras
And hamsters into guinea pigs.
Chimp to Orang utan to gorilla
SmuuthbraneWeasel to ferret to mink.
inlandempireHere’s a freaky one : Jaguar > Cow > Giraffe
Hmm… maybe Zebra > Okapi > Giraffe?
“Why does this Cow know Slash?”
“… why does this Giraffe know Milk Drink?!”
I don’t know, but you know that big Agra is going to develop synthetic evolution stones to artificialy grow plants and livestock.
Rare candy?
Caterpillar > Cocoon > Butterfly / Moth
Wait…
The moth transformation occurs when the cocoon is near a lamp.
Lemming > Chihuahua > Honey Badger
Just angrier and angrier all the way through
Call me Lenny/LeniWhat level do we all evolve at?
Bonus - baby evolutionary form prior to frog: Axolotl
(Hyperlinks to specific species)
Axolotl > salamander > giant Salamander
CrazyEddie041Tapir -> Rhinoceros -> Elephant
AltoTapirs are one of those animals I always forget exist and am delighted when I am reminded of them.
That’s shrews for me. They’re like rodents, but way cuter.
dumplesFish > Shark > Whale
ChozoGoldfish > Swordfish > Megalodon
JamesBeanHamster > Guinea Pig > Capybara
swab148Monkey > Great Ape > Human
Gary Newman -> Gary Oldman
Gary Oldman -> Gary Oak
Elon musk > chimpanzees > humans
Kanye West -> Kanye East
fixmycodethis is only possible by trading the Kanye
AdmetusBut also evolvable with the rare item: Kanye Shoes.
Vulture > ostrich
Ferret > Badger > Bear
Dem BosainDuck --> Crocoduck --> Crocodile
Remember when creationism was the dumbest thing on the internet?
Wasn’t that nice?
golden_zealotShrimp > Prawn > Lobster
Aren’t shrimp and prawn already the exact same thing?
Like mountain lions and cougars.
Shrimp vs prawn is colloquial, not a scientific classification, so it varies from place to place and person to person, and depending on the specific animal we’re talking about, but in general
The ones we call shrimp tend to:
- Live in salt water
- Be smaller
- Have curled bodies
- Belong to the sub-order pleocytema
- Have plate-like girls
And the ones we call prawns tend to:
- Live in fresh water
- Be larger
- Have straight bodies
- Helong to the sub-order dendrobranghiata
- Have branching hills
Appoxogills?
The organs that aquatic creatures use to breathe
Waterbug -> Cricket -> Locust
Fun fact actually, crickets already evolve into locusts in the actual animal kingdom
Fun fact actually, crickets already evolve into locusts
No they don’t. Are you thinking of grasshoppers, maybe? Although that’s not exactly true either.
Yes, sorry. But yeah, a grasshopper will, during a fertility shortage, go through a transformation and seek out a swarm of its brethren, forming what we call locusts.
They say there used to be more locusts in the US and Mexico than there were in the Sahara, but that when the Gold Rush happened, so many people passed along where the grasshoppers lived that the necessary numbers needed to make locust swarms was reduced by the constant tramplings of passerbies.
Camels -> giraffes
Isopod -> pangolin -> armadillo
soliBeetle -> slightly bigger beetle -> slightly bigger beetle
rmuk-> Paul Harrison -> John Lennon
pjwestinAnole > Iguana > Alligator
Mouse > Rat > Opossum
Armadillo > Pangolin
ExecDomestic housecat -> all big cats (like Eevee)
Now I want to go do an ask pokemon on “if your house cat or dog were an eevee, what would it evolve to?”
Resol van LemmyCheetah > Puma > Jaguar > Panther > Tiger > Leopard > Leopard (snow variant) > Lion > Lion (mountain variant) > Maverick-
Oh wait, that doesn’t work that way at all.
Lion (mountain variant)
The thing you call a “mountain lion” over there in the US isn’t a lion. It’s a cougar.
I am not from the US, but the reason why I called it a mountain Lion is because, these big cats are all macOS version names. That was the joke.