Low Quality FactsImagine being a musically talented oyster and trying to form a band with your oyster friends, only to find out that the name Pearl Jam has already been taken by HUMANS. I would be furious.
demofox@lowqualityfacts thus was born the blue oyster cult
K@lowqualityfacts fact: this is actually the cause of all those UAPs going in and out of the ocean. they are preparing for war
Ryan2one3@lowqualityfacts this is dumb. Who even makes guitars for oysters?!
Steve Lindsay@lowqualityfacts Not to mention Blue Oyster Cult.
Neil E. Hodges@lowqualityfacts And Perl Jam isn't lead by @quietfanatic . :P
Darth Depro@lowqualityfacts
They can call themselves Pearly Gate Crashers and do heavy metal covers.
Like metal versions of
Under The Sea
Oceans Apart
Atlantis Is Calling
Rhyme of The Ancient Mariner
Also they can make musical movies
Hello Sailor
Nemo
20 000 Leagues Under The Sea
Comrade Bär@lowqualityfacts even worse if you're a cult of blue oysters
JB@lowqualityfacts more importantly as for as my tastes, the fact that there’s also Oysterband might figure in their response
Piggleston Pecanpants@lowqualityfacts It gets worse when, lacking a name to play under, they start calling you a cult.
Real Name TBA@lowqualityfacts IANAL, but I think they would be safe using it as long as they protect themselves through a shell company.
ERAT@lowqualityfacts Just don't try commiserating with any Walruses or Carpenters.
Clifton Molina
DeanSexsmith@lowqualityfacts Furious at first, but later relieved that they dodged a bullet by not naming themselves after human spooge.
ScribblersEmporium Cough cough ...
https://youtu.be/JKj9hJcnNvk?feature=shared
Oysterband - The Road To Santiago - Rüsselsheim 11.05.23
Humble Fan of Atty. WooEven more pissed to find out that Pearl Jam was the best damn band of the 90's.
GuyWithLag@lowqualityfacts from an oysters perspective, isn't PEARL JAM equivalent to Kidney Stones Band?
James@lowqualityfacts The Pearl Necklaces.
Roger@lowqualityfacts They play a lot of clam rock.
kevin@lowqualityfacts This calls for nothing less than the formation of a Blue Öyster Cult.
Greg Burns@lowqualityfacts and they'd be really pissed about Blue Oyster Cult
Chris [list of emoji]Fun fact: The name "Pearl Jam" is oyster slang for something they find *really*, *really" gross.