ACCOUNT PSA:

I’ve enjoyed these many months of sharing my quirky humor with you here. You have given me far greater joy in return, and I couldn’t ask for a better group of followers.

But alas all good things must come to an end, and so I am announcing that I am done posting for the morning.

@MissingThePt

I think you're missing the point

@MissingThePt We'll always have Paris.

No, wait, I've never been to Paris, nevermind.

@MissingThePt even if there is a joke I'm missing here, I'll still say that I'm sorry to hear this, I love your posts!
@MissingThePt Those of us that jump to conclusions don't see the point of this Possibly Spurious Advice.
@MissingThePt
Good bye! We love you. I know in my heart of hearts that we'll see you someday. Like, tomorrow.
@MissingThePt So do you go by civil time or local solar noon?
@MissingThePt what? OMG NOOOOO! What am I gonna do 'till tomorrow?
@MissingThePt I don't know how I'll make it through until after lunch without you.
@MissingThePt Nuuuuuuuuu!!! Oh wait that was one day ago WE'RE SAVED!