my wife: "I mixed garlic and onion powder and put it in one of the salt shakers, but I taped off the shaker holes and put it on a different shelf so hopefully you'll remember?"
me:
my wife: "I mixed garlic and onion powder and put it in one of the salt shakers, but I taped off the shaker holes and put it on a different shelf so hopefully you'll remember?"
me:
@michaelgalassi well, I hope you're gay, because I am not ABOUT to try to explain to Janis that I'm "training" someone else's wife.
I'm not saying I couldn't explain it, mind you. But that's definitely more emotional labor than I'm willing to commit to your project! 🙃