my wife: "I mixed garlic and onion powder and put it in one of the salt shakers, but I taped off the shaker holes and put it on a different shelf so hopefully you'll remember?"

me:

@jimsalter May I send my partner your way for training? Pretty please?

@michaelgalassi well, I hope you're gay, because I am not ABOUT to try to explain to Janis that I'm "training" someone else's wife.

I'm not saying I couldn't explain it, mind you. But that's definitely more emotional labor than I'm willing to commit to your project! 🙃

@freezr @michaelgalassi good point. Even if Michael IS gay, "people send their romantic partners to me for training" is DEFINITELY not anything I want to explain to mine! 🤠
@jimsalter I'm quite straight. I guess I'll just have to work these things out on my own...