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@dgar That one freaks me out a bit. I don't like having sticky hands.
@hamishtpb
Tip: Try using someone else’s hands. 😊

@dgar

I am #FreakingOut and wished I hadn't seen this pick.
The only goo I let anywhere near my hands is swarfega.

#AghGross

@Gednet It’s okay to use gloves for this one, if someone else’s hands aren’t readily available. 😁

@dgar

What about the lips, though?

@dgar you’re on a roll, wait I mean, you’re in a jam
@dgar that's just being practical, put the flavor on the outside where you can taste it
@dgar Will this recipe work with chunky peanut butter?
@hoco
Yes, but it may be chunkier. 😊
@dgar mmmm ... Peanut butter and cranberry sauce πŸ˜‹
@dgar You must not have heard of the wisdom dispensed by buzz light year. Meat Bread Meat, its the new thing. :D

@dgar That’s outrageous!

Peanut butter and jam?!!

@dgar this is the first food post I've seen where a part of me wishes you content warned it... uhhggh... just looking at it makes me shudder
@dgar that split second before the penny dropped! 🀣 πŸ˜†
@dgar my kid puts ketchup *on top* of a burger. it's hard to argue... πŸ˜†

@dgar Our kids used to do that. Well, a peanut-butter-and-jam sandwich, but the the slices the right way round.

They were trying to disgust us by coming up with weirder and weirder combinations. We said they were allowed to make any such "yukwich" they liked PROVIDED that they then ate it all up.

@dgar You had two degrees of freedom . . . .

@dgar

No animals were harmed in this replication study on the buttered cat paradox.

@dgar That is some real commitment to the joke!
@dgar Probably not the kind of thing you want to take on a road trip
@dgar to break the rules, you must know the rules