Ice hockey is like football except the ball is a small cylinder and the grass is ice and the kickfeet are slapsticks and the players are sexually frustrated gorilla men.
In football, players try to make it look like a small nudge caused them to die of pain. In hockey, the players are actually trying to kill each other with violence.
Also, hockey has a state called "Too many men" which makes it superior to football.
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