@dgar ha! That one's actually clever.
@ryan2one3
I’m not taking credit.
@dgar wait a minute, did this account get hacked? #mastochist
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@dgar I hereby dub this car the ā€œFixed Price Contractā€ in honour of my past experiences with such on BOTH sides of the following question:

Q: ā€œWhat’s the difference between a bug and a feature?ā€

A: ā€œFeatures cost extra.ā€

@dgar And yes I HAVE been on both sides of that question - first as a public servant arguing that ā€œno, that’s in scope and here’s my email trail proving itā€ and then after being headhunted out of the public service* as a consultant arguing ā€œno, that’s out of scope and here’s my email trail proving itā€.

*by effectively the same organisation… I will note that being headhunted is quite a professional boost and confidence builder.

@dgar 🤣
The wings are impossible to see, hence the dent. My Granddad's one was my first car, which is why I found lorry driving easy peasy!!!! šŸ’ŖšŸ˜‰šŸ’œšŸ“ó §ó ¢ó ³ó £ó “ó æšŸ˜Ž

@dgar I have just shared this around a few chats and the responses I am getting to this are GLORIOUS

The friend whom I am staying with right now heaved a sigh so loud I could hear it through his bedroom door šŸ˜‚

@dgar took me till my 3rd look to get this
@weaselx86 @dgar Where are you FINDING these?! :)
@orgog @dgar
Once in a while an image I see online strikes me enough to download it into a pictures directory; and sometimes later another image triggers my memory of it. The file for that one is dated 2018. Could probably find the original with an image search.

@orgog @dgar

I think this might be the original:
codergirl_ (Laura Medalia) on instagram

https://www.instagram.com/codergirl_/p/CG8u_YZBvgo/

@orgog @weaselx86
On the interwebz 😊
@dgar @weaselx86 I have heard tales of this interwebz place. It sounds mystical!
@dgar What was that movie called, "It's a Feature's Life" ?
@dgar Bonus points for making me think for a few seconds.
@dgar Took me a long time to get the joke! 
@dgar what model is it? One w/ the engine in th eback, making the tag even more subtly funny?
@geonz
Don’t all beetles have an air-cooled engine in the back?
@dgar the more recent models bumped it to the front https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_New_Beetle but I dunno.... I remember my beetle and all those hoses....
Volkswagen New Beetle - Wikipedia

@dgar

Clever owner šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘