#horror #petpeeve saw slumberparty massacre and just once i would like for a cat owner in a horror movie to have the appropriate response to a crashing sound somewhere in the house:

A long sigh. And a careful consideration of what they just heard, to determine if it sounded expensive.

In stead we get the suspense and the jumpscare. All because Miss Blimpy had herself a little crisis.

Just look at her, between the boxes. Plotting the cliché.

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