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Colleen MorganACAB includes elf on the shelf
Montessori Space Programme 🛸@clmorgan all elves are bastards
Cat Lady Kydia Music 🇺🇦@clmorgan heck yeah it does. That dude is creepy.
Karen@clmorgan I have cats. I doubt the elves would want to live here….
Bex B. Sc.@clmorgan what is elf on the shelf? Never heard of it. It's apparently not as popular in Germany, I suppose.
🔥torstein🔥@sanity @clmorgan Fairly recent US tradition with a elf figure that spies on children end reports to Santa if they have been nice or not.
There is a subverted version: the Naughty Gnome.
The same figure, but it does tricks and "naugthy" stuff in the days leading up to Christmas, and it doesn't snitch.
A Slightly Orange Cat@clmorgan Every Elf on the Shelf is assembled by sewing, a reminder that snitches get stitches.
Eppy NWS@clmorgan narc in the nook...
oisin@clmorgan That kid is a nark 💯