Mastodawn

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why:

Toxic masculinity forbids displays of emotion

He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He know if you’ve been bad or good

Because he has your search history and telemetry from your phone.

@maxleibman
Santa also knows all this?

Who else I wonder?

Can't decide if the last line is better to the tune or as spoken word

@thuronyi I’m good with either interpretation.

@maxleibman
Had me in the first half, lol
I mean...laughing is unmanly. gol (grunt out loud)

@maxleibman apart from anger and rage, that's fine obvs.

Santa is coming to town

@maxleibman Ah now. They don't mind "shedding a manly tear" in moments of heroism

@maxleibman not me, I cry like 4x a week ✌🏻

@maxleibman But you’d better always be smiling.

@maxleibman Every toxic male is a big, bed-wetting baby full of goo on the inside.

@maxleibman you had me on that last line 😂👍