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Sarah “Slut Era” Kite 🪁“I am the Scone Guard. If you want a scone, you must answer these riddles three”
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Geräuschtasche@hllizi @SarahKite All hail all hail the scone guard
Cymphoni Fantastique@SarahKite my first thought was that he was keeping his little bum warm and was hoping you'd trade him another warmer for a scone, lol
T0╳F03Æ I am the Scone Guardian - guardian of the scones
Laura Ritchie 🌸@SarahKite None Shall Pass!
Kitty Guard is the best!
Happy Caturday!
Ben Todd@SarahKite
And you've got to pronounce scone the right way. The cat way, in meows.
And you've got to pronounce scone the right way. The cat way, in meows.
SusiFx😻 
Sid 🇵🇸
ItsCarryl has moved - see bio.@SarahKite “how many steps will it take to lift you off the box and put you on the floor? Only one? Faster than riddles. Scone for me.”
Chris Smart@SarahKite What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
HadrienMP@SarahKite what is your name ? What is your quest ? What is your favorite color ? 🤣
Awesome picture !
SquawkyPenguin@SarahKite
The three riddles:
1. Will you give me a scone?
2. Why won't you give me a scone?
3. Why do you starve me?
The three riddles:
1. Will you give me a scone?
2. Why won't you give me a scone?
3. Why do you starve me?
Weasel@SarahKite
Cats observe where your focus of attention is, and then place themselves in that location.
Cats observe where your focus of attention is, and then place themselves in that location.
Polly Waugh@SarahKite
That’s a very well placed arrow in the background!
That’s a very well placed arrow in the background!
@PollyWaugh my daughter painted on a “found” street sign
Dud (Mx)@SarahKite "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Bryan Bailey@SarahKite That's no ordinary cat.
Jhooper@SarahKite all three can be answered with a spritz from a water bottle
armadillosoft
Joshua Potter@SarahKite Speak your riddles then, guard.
Niels Moseley@SarahKite African or European scone?
Monty Python - Bridge of Death
7islucky@SarahKite “You shall not pass!”
cthululemon@SarahKite you’d better answer those riddles right…
Eric Zarowny@SarahKite Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.
zendao42@SarahKite
I have a spray bottle that answers all the riddles
I have a spray bottle that answers all the riddles
Whistling Treason
Voline@SarahKite @ahimsa_pdx Cat, you should know better than to get between me and scones.
Ahimsa
Sindarina, Edge Case Detective@SarahKite @staffsre1138 Awww, such a serious guardian 😻
RandyNose 
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DollBlank@SarahKite the answer to all three is “treat”