When John Mastodon went to college, he was hanging out at the quad when this kid was talking about making a directory for all the students so they could share, and he said, “You should call it Facebook, man.”

#JohnMastodonDay

@GayDeceiver
Oh shit, we're doing this again?
@the_etrain it’s been a year. It’s the anniversary. :-)
@the_etrain @GayDeceiver Some of us are saving our fire for December 16 (if you belong to the #JohnMastodonOrthodox sect) or December 17 (if you are a #SeventeenthDayAdventist ) but other than that detail, yes, we are gearing up to do this again.
@soaproot @the_etrain this is just the warmup. After 12 years of daily tweets at the bird site, I’m going to celebrate so hard, even John Mastodon will notice.
@GayDeceiver @soaproot
Oh jeez, a schism? 🤣
@the_etrain @GayDeceiver Yes I believe @paco was the original schismatic (or at least chronicler of these two factions)