SpezCanLigmaBallsSkin rule
qarlWhat a terrible day to have eyes
Humans have the power to male creative, beautiful art. This is abuse of power.
The year is 2027.
Artists have been driven underground by AI’s. Unable to make a profit without being immediately cloned by an AI, artists have resorted to the most extreme of measures: all human made art consists of flesh and hair which AI’s cannot differentiate from human scrotums.
The only way to log into a website or price your identity is to detect which images in a grid are real human scrotums vs million dollar works.
The ubiquity of AI means to use any service means more and more scrotums must be labeled and more scrotums art created, but once a scrotum image has been used it cannot be recycled. This has made the scrotum photography industry the number one employment center in the post AI world.
People wait for hours in bread lines, standing with an easel they must present 6 unique scrotum works before they are given their food allowance for the day.
This…is absurd brilliance. Well done. 👏🏾
The absurd part is the government provided support
maria [she/her]That meat ball on the left does not look like a scrotum.
That’s an orange
How do you know?
I’m colourblind. This is how oranges always look to me.
nexguyFucking fuckity fuck
pewpewI dont’t want to know what the banana peel is made of
Let’s peel it open and find out
germanatlasThanks I hate it
This lacks something. I’ve seen AI generated horrors beyond comprehension.
Could you like… not?
NegativeLookBehindYou need to be banned from the internet OP
DagonPie
ivanafterallHonestly, if you shaved and washed that pineapple well, I'd probably take at least one bite out of curiosity.
jabathekekPinemeat*
I legitimately thought I was a fan of the body horror genre until this post.
Looks like inanimate objects are your limit. lol
SwayIf eye bleach wasn’t a thing, I’m making it a thing now.
OHHHHHHHHH!
WHO IS A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!
Flesh, Blob, Square, Pants!
Words cannot express how uncomfortable this makes me
LillyPipThis made into a pizza.
There, now don’t you feel better about this image? Happy to help.
You’d think this image would be tolerable by comparison but no it’s still just as horrifying, it’s just now competing with an even more horrifying image for space in my brain
katy ✨with pineapple
Legit Scorn game vibes, full on creepy!
hungryphrogYou could have posted anything else, but you chose to post this. WHY?!?
Some one woke up today and chose hate.
SquirrelThis makes me deeply uncomfortable.
xan1242How to delete someone else’s post on Lemmy?
kingthrillgoreThanks, I fucking hate it.
Whyyyy I AM EATING…
x4740NI don’t even know how to express the mixed feeling of cringe and disgust I’m feeling in words right now
In Germany, we call the inside of a fruit “Fruchtfleisch”. Translated, that means “Fruit-Meat”. You’re welcome
Hey wait a sec isn’t “fleisch” closer to literally meaning “flesh”
Because we call the inside edible part of a fruit the flesh in English too :P
True, ew!
German is a bit ambiguous here. we use Fleisch for animal flesh that is eaten as food (meat) but also in the sense of flesh in general.
flying_sheep… why is that ambiguous. It’s the same thing.
It’s not that’s why English has two words for it,meat and flesh.
Wait what’s the third generic round ballsack skin fruit? hmm
First Majestic CometThis is disgusting…
vshAm I the only one who wants to shave it? 🪒