Mastodawn

US Speaker of the House Mike Johnson objected to Toy Story 4.

Because there were Lesbian Sex Toys in it.
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[Spoiler: Sorry to disappoint you, but there aren't any.]

This is the guy who is second in line to the Presidency of the US

@jetton I didn't realize that sex toys had orientations of their own

Thank you, very educational Mr. Johnson

In one report I saw it claimed he said "lesbian sex toys" and the other said "lesbian toys", which makes more sense but is not quite as amusing.

And no, nothing about him is amusing. He is a complete wack job and a threat to all.

@jetton Oh, absolutely. But let's give credit where it's due: He sure seems to know more about sex toys than you'd ever expect!

I'm mostly ignorant on such things. But I've only seen the 1st three Toy Story films.
Maybe I should watch the fourth to expand my knowledge.

@jetton I objected to Toy Story 4 because 3 felt like a decent finale and it didn't really add anything we needed.

Maybe I need to see the directors cut for the good stuff?

@jetton ...what the hell in the movie did he think was a lesbian sex toy?!?!!

I was hoping someone would tell me.

we need to know! (so that the next available Debian release can be named after them :D )

@jetton @catbailey He doesn't think Key and Peele are lesbian sex toys does he?

@jetton Ain’t no conspiracy theory as whacky as religion.

@jetton What a dick! or is that What, a dick?