Trying to find people I relate to on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-don't believe in volcanoes.

-once saw a psychic who told you that you will die in a tragic lasso-related accident.

-think that cops should give you one chance to arm wrestle your way out of a speeding ticket.

-microdose shiitake mushrooms to keep your selenium levels stable.

-constantly say sorry whenever you're walking just in case you bump into a ghost.