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In the past you watched the television,

https://sh.itjust.works/post/10290849

In the past you watched the television, - sh.itjust.works

In the present the television watches you!

Dec 2, 2023 at 7:57pmWeb
Show threadTootSweetDec 2, 2023
Oranges and lemons say the bells of St. Clements.
Show thread257mDec 3, 2023
You owe me five farthings, Say the bells of St. Martin’s.
Show threadPons_AeliusDec 2, 2023
Yakov Smirnoff wants his joke back.
Show threadripcordDec 3, 2023
No, you get off the stage!
Show thread257mDec 3, 2023
He did not come up with the Russian Reversal. It is a joke format as old as time.
Show threadretrolaseredDec 3, 2023
In russia time is as old as joke format?
Show threadPons_AeliusDec 2, 2023

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

In 1984 the party installed the telescreens. While in reality, people pay for them themselves.

Show threadPat_RiotDec 3, 2023
This isn’t a dad joke. This is just an observation of reality.