Catherynne M. ValenteIn retrospect, the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer callback “You’ll go down in history! (like Columbus)” suggests some deeply upsetting backstory for Mr. Rudolph.
Call The Hague.
Seriously.
GeoWend@Catvalente
A dear friend had a dark variation of the song as "Rudolph the Red Nosed Redeemer"""
Sadly, the lyrics are lost in the permafrost...