In retrospect, the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer callback “You’ll go down in history! (like Columbus)” suggests some deeply upsetting backstory for Mr. Rudolph.

Call The Hague.

Seriously.

@Catvalente I think we used to sing (like Napoleon) which is similarly upsetting.
@greg @Catvalente we had "like Napoleon," but he did fight against the English so we may have meant it as a compliment
@artbyailbhe @Catvalente I think I want some kind of "fuck imperialism" tshirt.