Catherynne M. ValenteIn retrospect, the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer callback “You’ll go down in history! (like Columbus)” suggests some deeply upsetting backstory for Mr. Rudolph.
Call The Hague.
Seriously.
Rob Hughes@Catvalente My elementary school music teacher taught us that Rudolph went down in history "like John Paul Jones." You're supposed to sing it (G A G B-flat if you're in the key of C).
I had no idea until today that there were other options!