Catherynne M. ValenteIn retrospect, the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer callback “You’ll go down in history! (like Columbus)” suggests some deeply upsetting backstory for Mr. Rudolph.
Call The Hague.
Seriously.
Anthony, of course@Catvalente TIL there are more variations on the lyrics than I ever imagined 😂 https://acedino.medium.com/regional-variation-in-rudolph-the-red-nosed-reindeer-cfcc8b527044